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Post by Willy on Nov 30, 2014 0:36:49 GMT -5
PLAYER 1 Name: Willy Skills Survival (Major): Firestarting (1), Scavenging (1) Precognition (Minor): Forecast of The Conservator (1) Inventory: Water (5), Food (5), Matches, Lighter, Walking Stick
Enter a Command to continue_
Willy>Use Skill: Forecast of The Conservator >>Target: N/A
Willy buries his face in his hands and closes his eyes, emptying his mind of everything but the woman who has been following you for several days now. You don't know much about her, but you know it's best if you never meet her.
After a time Willy sits up and states that The Conservator is 7 days away.
Willy>Look
The area around you is mostly filled with tall, damp grass. You are still laying on the small patch of cold dirt you slept on. The sun is just above the horizon in the east. [PLAYER 2] is on the ground nearby.
PLAYER 2 Name: Blah Skills Glitch (Major): Bit Shift (1), Corruption (1) Backscratcher Proficiency (Minor): Soothing Scratch (1) Inventory: Water (3), Food (3), Wooden Back Scratcher, ì̀t͠é̶m̢_̴͘i̧͏͝d̛:͏́0̀̕҉
Enter a command to continue_̦͈̭͙̜̭̙
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Nov 30, 2014 0:58:20 GMT -5
Blah>Wake up and immediately start wandering off in a fit of semi-conscious aimlessness
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Post by Willy on Nov 30, 2014 2:10:12 GMT -5
Blah>Wake up and immediately start wandering off in a fit of semi-conscious aimlessness.
Blah immediately wanders off with little regard to his situation and surroundings. He manages this for about 5 seconds before colliding with a tree head-on. He immediately falls backward. He is once again lying on the ground.
Achievement Unlocked: In Soviet Russia, tree fells you!
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Nov 30, 2014 2:27:04 GMT -5
Blah>Angrily Use Skill: Corruption >>Target: Tree
Blah>:L
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Post by Willy on Dec 3, 2014 18:01:39 GMT -5
Blah targets the tree with Corruption.
A̢ḩ! ̷Y̴ou'͏re ̵b͜ack!͘
We҉ ͢wér͡e ͞ra͜i҉s̴i͢n͞g̴ ýo̶u̵r͠ ̡t̕ree̴ a̵nd̕,̕ m̴ȩ oh̴ my, wer̶e w͟e̶ surp͢ri̧s͏e̴d!̧ ͘ ̡W͏hi̛l̛e͞ ̢ẁe ̢w̛ere̡ car̀ing̢ ͜f̧or ͜i҉t, y̶ǫu͢r̵ t̴ŕee s̢o͘m͡ehow͡ ͞foųnḑ a͢n̸ Eg͢g!̢ ̴ ͞Doǹ't͝ ̷knǫw͡ w͞h̶ere͡ ͏i̕t͢ might'҉v҉e come͜ f̛ro͏m, bu̵t̀ yo̢ur̸ tre͢e͏ ̕en͝d̴e͞d̴ ͟ųp̸ ͘w͠i̧t͢h i̴t̵. ͘ You'̴l̡l be ̀w҉anti͠ǹg̢ i͡t,͟ ҉wo̵n't ̶y͝ou͠?̀ ̡ >Ye̕s ́ ̀ No̷
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Dec 3, 2014 18:27:44 GMT -5
Blah>wat
Blah>okay then
Blah>Ye̕s
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Post by Willy on Dec 3, 2014 18:43:07 GMT -5
Blah received a͢n̸ Eg͢g!
It has been placed in your inventory.
Willy reminds Blah that The Conservator is only 7 days behind them. The two really should try to put more space between them and her.
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Dec 3, 2014 20:01:30 GMT -5
Blah has no idea what that means, but he shrugs and says that any place is better than the Middle of Nowhere, Population: Dumb Horny Trees.
Blah>Start heading North I guess
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Post by Willy on Dec 3, 2014 22:43:00 GMT -5
Blah begins to head North as Willy follows behind. The terrain is mostly just tall grass and trees scattered around the hills. The trees appear to thin out ahead, and beyond that you can see some kind of smoke rising into the air.
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Meanwhile, player 3 is dealing with her own set of problems.
PLAYER 3 Name: Wombat Skills Metalbending(Major): Needles (1), Metal Dowsing (1) Orealgami(Minor): Snake (1) Inventory: Water (5), Food (5), Block of Iron (2), Block of Copper (2), Unfolded Envelope (1000)
After folding envelopes for so long, Wombat no longer remembers why she's even doing it. She's surrounded by envelopes. In fact, in this large warehouse, the only thing she can see aside from the chair she's sitting on and the table in front of her are envelopes piled to the ceiling. There's just so many? Is it even possible she folded all of these herself? How did she stack them so high? Who even needs this many envelopes?
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Post by Wombat on Dec 3, 2014 23:31:41 GMT -5
Wombat>Leap into nearest pile of envelopes like a child jumping in a leaf pile
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Post by Willy on Dec 3, 2014 23:48:45 GMT -5
Upon realizing her strange situation, Wombat attempts to disregard her problems by leaping into the nearest stack of envelopes. Most of the envelopes go flying, while many form a pile that swallows her whole. Beyond that stack of envelopes are even more stacks envelopes, some of which now seeming more ready to fall over at the drop of a hat.
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Post by Wombat on Dec 3, 2014 23:51:54 GMT -5
Wombat>Swim through envelopes in an attempt to find an exit
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Dec 4, 2014 0:00:02 GMT -5
Pollution? Not on Blah's watch!
Blah>Make a mad dash towards the source of the smoke
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Post by Willy on Dec 4, 2014 0:35:04 GMT -5
Blah rushes toward the smoke, Willy running behind him occasionally hollering something about caution between heavy breaths.
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Wombat sifts her way through the pile of envelopes, knocking over nearby stacks in the process. It doesn't take long before she sets off a chain reaction, knocking over all of the stacks in the warehouse and causing a wave of envelopes to come crashing down over her.
Managing to keep toward the surface of the envelopes, she begins to look around for some kind of exit. On the far side of the warehouse she can see a very wide pipe that extends through the roof. Nearby, she can see a window very close to the roof. About 25 feet above the surface of the envelopes.
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As they approach the building, Blah and Willy can easily see the source of the smoke: A large smokestack protruding out of a large, plain, brick building. From this side of the building they can see a door and a single window, close to the top of the building. There doesn't appear to be anything else of note nearby. Just more trees.
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Post by Wombat on Dec 4, 2014 0:39:28 GMT -5
Wombat flails around and wonders why she created so many envelopes. I mean, it was super relaxing just folding and folding and folding and oh right an exit.
Wombat>Move near the window
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Post by Willy on Dec 4, 2014 0:46:01 GMT -5
Wombat flails her limbs around in a general window-ward direction until she finally manages to make it over to the wall where the window is. From here she can see that it would be easy enough for her to fit through the window. She would have to break through the glass though, as there doesn't appear to be any way to open it.
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Post by Wombat on Dec 4, 2014 0:50:58 GMT -5
Wombat>Use Skill: Snake Ladder >>Target: Window
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Dec 4, 2014 2:51:04 GMT -5
Blah>Try the door
and when it inevitably turns out to be locked...
Blah>Use backscratcher as a crowbar
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Post by Willy on Dec 4, 2014 5:24:19 GMT -5
Wombat starts folding several of her unfolded envelopes into long, thin snakes. As she finishes each one, it springs to life and slithers its way through the envelopes, each one attaching itself to the last. It's gonna take a while to make enough snakes to reach that window, but Wombat keeps at it.
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Blah approaches the door and pushes the handle. The handle presses down and the latch on the door appears to open, but pushing the door inward more than a tiny bit proves impossible. It seems that something very heavy is blocking the other side! Blah has no idea what this could be (thanks dramatic irony) but figures if he can apply enough force he can open the door.
He begins to wedge the end of his trusty backscratcher in between the door and the frame, using it as a lever. He presses on the other end to force the door in even farther.
Of course, since the backscratcher is made of wood he is unable to do this very long before the backscratcher snaps. Blah, who was leaning on the backscratcher, jerks forward suddenly, slamming his head into the door.
He stumbles backwards a bit before falling to the ground.
Blah has been knocked out!
Wooden Backscratcher has become Broken Wooden Backscratcher
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Unfolded Envelope (50) has become Orealgami Snake(50)
It took a little while, but the snakes have finally formed themselves into a handy ladder. It's not the most sturdy thing, but so long as you're careful enough it's completely safe to climb a ladder made out of paper snakes. Barely dangerous hardly at all. Probably.
Wombat does just that and takes a look through the glass pane of the window. From here she can see a gorgeous, intelligent, and altogether impressive young man standing over some idiot with a bruise on his forehead from being a stupid dumb idiot who is now unconscious so now the writer of this thread has to come up with a stupid dream sequence or something to keep his character occupied while everyone else deals with the REAL made up world.
What a jerk that guy must be, Wombat probably thinks to herself.
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Post by Wombat on Dec 4, 2014 13:35:33 GMT -5
The window is unopenable why is the window unopenable. Not, Wombat decides, that that's much of a problem.
Wombat>Use Skill: Metalbending Hammer >>Target: Block of Iron (1)
Being awesome does come in handy, clearly. Those two guys outside look decidedly less awesome, but their companionship would be better than that of a gazillion envelopes.
Wombat>Use hammer to smash window
Wombat>Hold onto windowframe and retrieve Orealgami Snake(50)
Wombat>GLORY IN YOUR NEWFOUND FREEDOM!!!
Wombat>Realize that you're really damn high up
Wombat>Well shit
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