Post by Willy on Feb 14, 2016 1:34:36 GMT -5
An intro theme plays as many people are shown on screen. Pictures of them struggling, fighting, enduring, and otherwise competing in some kind of competition flash one after another.
You've seen other shows with people competing live on television for REAL money? Well guess what!
They're all
COMPLETEGARBAGE
Compared to what we've got in store for you on our first season of
COLORFUL BLENDERESIDUE
TONIGHT
4 TEAMS battle it out, and ONE person will GO HOME. PROBABLY because they suck!
SO let's just cut to the chase and introduce our first team, blindfolded in our SURPRISE ARENA where the entire game, lasting anywhere from a couple weeks to several months, will take place!
The first member of Team 1 is: Dottie!
Cut to an interview/diary session with a girl in her late-twenties, with curly red hair.
Hi, I'm a dental assistant from Arizona and I think I deserve to be on Colorful Blender Residue because I'm very quick on my feet and I'm prepared to do WHATEVER it takes to win.
Cut to footage of Dottie wearing a karate uniform with a yellow belt.
I regularly take part in martial arts to keep myself fit and ready to take on whatever comes my way, so those other competitors should REALLY watch their backs.
Who's gonna be watching their back for Dottie? Well our NEXT member of Team 1 is: Andrea!
Cut to an interview in a dark room with a girl wearing far too much eyeshadow and gaudy earings.
I'm Andrea, and I'm a Witch? Like... a real witch. And if you just laughed, consider yourself cursed for the next 24 hours. We'll see who's laughing after you open your lunch tomorrow to find your sandwich replaced with LIVE SNAKES.
Insert footage of Andrea staring at a candle dramatically
My strategy is basically to just curse all of my opponents when the game starts and let the dark lords take it from there. I pretty much won't have to do anything at that point.
Alright, so we've met a couple of the LADIES from Team 1, what about the MEN though? Well let's introduce this ladykiller named JEFFREY
Cut to an interview with a young boy, no older than 8 or 9. He's VERY fidgety.
Hi, do you know where the bathroom is?
Cut to footage of Jeffrey dancing around, having trouble finding a place to relieve himself.
My strategy? I gotta go. REAL bad!
You've seen other shows with people competing live on television for REAL money? Well guess what!
They're all
COMPLETEGARBAGE
Compared to what we've got in store for you on our first season of
COLORFUL BLENDERESIDUE
TONIGHT
4 TEAMS battle it out, and ONE person will GO HOME. PROBABLY because they suck!
SO let's just cut to the chase and introduce our first team, blindfolded in our SURPRISE ARENA where the entire game, lasting anywhere from a couple weeks to several months, will take place!
The first member of Team 1 is: Dottie!
Cut to an interview/diary session with a girl in her late-twenties, with curly red hair.
Hi, I'm a dental assistant from Arizona and I think I deserve to be on Colorful Blender Residue because I'm very quick on my feet and I'm prepared to do WHATEVER it takes to win.
Cut to footage of Dottie wearing a karate uniform with a yellow belt.
I regularly take part in martial arts to keep myself fit and ready to take on whatever comes my way, so those other competitors should REALLY watch their backs.
Who's gonna be watching their back for Dottie? Well our NEXT member of Team 1 is: Andrea!
Cut to an interview in a dark room with a girl wearing far too much eyeshadow and gaudy earings.
I'm Andrea, and I'm a Witch? Like... a real witch. And if you just laughed, consider yourself cursed for the next 24 hours. We'll see who's laughing after you open your lunch tomorrow to find your sandwich replaced with LIVE SNAKES.
Insert footage of Andrea staring at a candle dramatically
My strategy is basically to just curse all of my opponents when the game starts and let the dark lords take it from there. I pretty much won't have to do anything at that point.
Alright, so we've met a couple of the LADIES from Team 1, what about the MEN though? Well let's introduce this ladykiller named JEFFREY
Cut to an interview with a young boy, no older than 8 or 9. He's VERY fidgety.
Hi, do you know where the bathroom is?
Cut to footage of Jeffrey dancing around, having trouble finding a place to relieve himself.
My strategy? I gotta go. REAL bad!